Automatic Toilet Flush

“You know what really grinds my gears?”- Peter Griffin

Automatic Toilet flushes. Don’t get me wrong, I love the concept of not having to touch a public toilet flush, but the fact is that those things don’t work half of the time, and half of the time they do work your not even done with whatever “business” you’ve got going on. Who authorized the flush?!?!? I sure didn’t, and from that point on all I can think of is that everyone else’s piss and s*#t  is now on my legs or bums! GROSS

Have you guys ever seen what happens when you flush a toilet? Well, basically it sprays out bacteria all over the place. Check the links at the end of the post out to better understand.

There is more though, why has no one created a convenient way to flush a toilet with our shoes yet? I go through an extensive YOGA session inside the stall just so I can kick the flush instead of using my hands, why not just make a damn flush on the floor or something?!

How can something that it’s only advantage is being more hygienic can be in fact less hygienic?! and how did it get approved?!

To whoever accepts those flushes in their establishment, SHAME ON YOU. My theory is that whoever invented it, tested the flush for a classic number 2, and experienced a “premature flush”(patent pending lol). From that point on that guy made it his life mission to have the premature flush something that everyone in the World has to go through, and everyone who goes through this horrible experience joins his “premature flushing movement”.

At the end of the day…

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Toilet Flush Links: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFrbmYpvC4I&list=UUC552Sd-3nyi_tk2BudLUzA

http://channels.isp.netscape.com/homerealestate/package.jsp?name=fte/toiletgerms/toiletgerms

Automatic Toilet Flush